Channel Nine have announced a dramatic change to the NRL season. From now on, Brisbane and North Queensland will play every Friday night, alternating between Lang Park and Townsville, between round three and round 26."The Queensland derby is the
. . Veteran cricketer Rod Marsh has announced his shock return to the Australian Test team.. The former Test wicketkeeper and ex-Chairman of Selectors will replace the injured Mitch Marsh for the third Test against India.. "Legally, Australia has to
Australian cricket's newest cult hero, Mickey Edwards, has been rushed to India to replace Mitch Marsh for the second Test.. "Our surprise win gave the Aussie public a lot of hope,' said coach Darren Lehmann, "so we'll capitalise on it by bringing
Channel Nine have announced a new rugby league comp for 2018. The "Channel Nine Super Championship" will feature seven clubs: Brisbane, North Qld, Melbourne, Sydney Roosters, Souths, Canterbury and Penrith. Games will be played on Thursday night
Cronulla have been docked 22 NRL competition points. It's a unique punishment for losing the World Club Challenge to Wigan 22-6. It means the Sharks' premiership defence is all but over before round one."Losing to the f***** poms is a disgrace! The
"Australia are s***house at Twenty20 cricket!" complained Channel 9 commentator Mark Taylor after Sri Lanka won the series 2-0 in Geelong tonight."This is what you get when you schedule a series in f***** February when the real Aussie team's away
Fox Sports are excited to announce a new show on their Fox League network.. Hayne TV features Gold Coast superstar Jarryd Hayne giving his opinion on anything he wants.. "Hayne is a genius - the closest to Jesus us mere mortals will get - so it
With finals approaching, Morningside Magpies third grade opening batsman Derek Wayne has devised a unique training plan."Skip says as one of the best bats it's my responsibility to stay in all day, so I'm gonna watch all six seasons of Lost. If I
'Garrymania' has taken over India. Since arriving for the four Test tour, Nathan Lyon has been mobbed by locals, keen to get their special moment with 'Garry'."It's crazy! I can hear the fans outside our hotel, screaming 'Gary! Gary! Gary!' I can't
Brisbane will reveal a new mascot for the 2017 NRL season.. Count von Count from Sesame Street.. "Buck (the horse who does laps of Lang Park whenever Brisbane scores) isn't getting any younger, so we need to find his successor." said Wayne Bennett
While rumours are flying about Newcastle relocating to Ipswich, one Queenslander has a different plan."Leave the Knights in Newcastle and bring back the mighty South Queensland Crushers!" said Alan Stone, president of the Crushers Forever fan
Garry Hardman has been playing grade cricket for Brisbane's Morningside Magpies for 40 years. Captain of the fourths, the middle-order batsman, specialist slip fielder and occasional medium pacer has seen it all. When it was suggested the Magpies'
NRL players are divided with rumours that Anthony "The Man" Mundine wants to play in the Auckland Nines for the St George-Illawarra Dragons. An anonymous Manly first grader said, "I don't mind the old guys coming back, as long as they're decent
NRL CEO Todd Greenberg has praised The Bunker's work during the Indigenous v NRL All-Stars."It's been a long off-season and fans may have forgotten how s*** The Bunker was. Their heavy-handed, nitpicky work in the All-Stars game has set expectations
Cricket Australia have launched a hotline for jaded park cricketers threatening retirement."It happens every February," said a CA spokesperson. "The motivation after Christmas has vanished, the runs and wickets have dried up, it gets bloody hot and
Channel Nine have announced a new commentary team for Australia's Twenty20 series against Sri Lanka. Hosted by Karl Stefanovic, Lisa Wilkinson, Shelley Craft and Scott Cam, the three match series will feature a range of guest 'commentators'
While the 2017 Auckland Nines has barely finished, the NRL is already planning for the next tournament, addressing some team's lack of interest."If clubs can't be bothered sending decent sqauds, we'll replace them with the Jillaroos and Kiwi Ferns,"
Anthony Mundine has announced his shock retirement in a prepared statement today:"F*** you all, I'm done with boxing! Last night's shock loss proved everyone's against The Man. There was a big conspiracy last night, organised by Green, the racist
Like most cricket fans, Garry Palmer was enjoying the Adelaide day-night Test when he fell in love with that catchphrase."I was hooked', said Garry. "I'd listen to the YouTube videos, close my eyes and imagine Wadey was saying it to